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bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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ginevvra:

fiendfyred:

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - Deleted Scene 

but why do they delete all the scenes showing ron as he actually was in the book?

#because apparently movie!ron is not allowed to actually be harry’s friend

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janegofett:

this freaking cracks me up

janegofett:

this freaking cracks me up

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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flipphones:

shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth

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merlinwasslytherin:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

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nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally

nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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loftwingfeathers:

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

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I was having heart palpitations at the thought of the think happening but then this happened

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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